On Friends and Benefits (and also Magical Penis Theory)

If I had a dollar for every time I heard someone say that being friends with benefits is a recipe for disaster, I'd be able to buy everything on my sex toy wish list.  And maybe a few years' worth of lube to go with it.  Sex ruins friendships, some people insist.  It complicates everything.  There's always an...
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Review: Gigabeast by Frisky Beast

When people hear how many dildos I own, they sometimes inquire why anyone would ever have so many.  Isn't one pretty much the same as another?  How many variations on a penis can there possibly be?  I dedicate my review of the Gigabeast to those folks who have yet to comprehend the magnificent diversity of fantasy...
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Review: Iroha+ Tori and Kushi

When it comes to dildos, it’s easy to find silicone in whatever firmness you desire.  Whether you’re looking for ultra-firm, super soft, or the best of both worlds with dual density, someone out there has what you crave.  For vibrators though, options are mostly at the super firm end of the spectrum, with ABS plastic or a thin layer of...
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Me and My Clit 2 – Experiments in Pleasure

So, when we left off in this tale of self-discovery, my preteen self had finally managed to get properly acquainted with her clit and achieve her orgasmic goal.  The next several years were spent building on what I had learned, primarily through extremely frequent practice. I experimented to see how quickly I could get off, or how long I could draw...
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Erotica: Office Quickie

There’s been no greater gift to office flirtation than the invention of the text message.  Portable, discreet and private, you can exchange sexy thoughts (or pictures, if you prefer) throughout the day while your co-workers remain blissfully clueless. Nice skirt…makes me want to bend you over the desk and fuck you hard. James isn’t much for subtlety when it comes to sexting, but his directness...
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Hex, No – Why I’m Done With Lelo

Oh, Lelo.  Once upon a time, your sex toys were the stuff of my dreams.  Sure, you pretentiously called them "pleasure objects" but a little snobbery could be overlooked from the industry leader in luxury vibes.  Your vibes were body safe and rechargeable, with graceful, visually pleasing designs and an array of fun, bright colors.  It was a simpler time. Sadly, shortly...
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Review: Tantus Adam

The Tantus Adam is deceptively ordinary looking.  Its length and girth are in the average range, at 7 inches and 1.6 inches respectively.  It's flesh toned and semi-realistic with a slight curve and very mild texture.  At a glance, there's nothing that makes this dildo particularly stand out from other dual density toys.  In fact, I almost didn't include it in...
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Masturbation Inspiration

As you should be aware by now, May is Masturbation Month.  As a sex blogger and toy reviewer, I'm celebrating pretty much every day...but I do like to do a post in honor of the occasion.  I couldn't manage a Free Range Sex Toy weekend this May, but I thought of another way to keep in the spirit of things.   Throughout this month, I made a...
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Review: Fun Factory Bi Stronic Fusion

I have deeply mixed feelings about the Stronic Bi Fusion.  On one hand, I absolutely adore the unique thrusting action in a shape that finds my G-spot far more effectively and reliably than my beloved Stronic Eins.  On the other hand, there's the sadness of the weak, buzzy nature of the clit arm.  I wanted the Fusion to join Fun Factory's potent,...
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