I have a rather lengthy history of frustration with dual stimulation vibrators. My clit has been stabbed by rabbit ears, missed completely by a tiny clit twig, and left wanting by a weak, buzzy flipper. And yet I occasionally find myself tempted to try another, because I like the idea of easy, one-handed dual stim. The...Read more
Why do I love Funkit Toys? It might be that they look different from any other silicone toy on the market, clear with swirls and bursts of color.[1. The rainbow color scheme is named for the amazing Crista!] Maybe it's the irreverently tilted "n" in their logo, or the fact that the owner/artist refers to himself as "Lead Fucksmith". I...Read more
The giveaway is over, so now it's time to reveal some answers about The Great Dildo Weigh-In. Let's start with the basics:Read more
- Total dildo weight: 277.34 pounds
- Total dildos pictured: 251
- Average weight per dildo: 1.105 pounds
- Number of people involved in this project: 2
- Swear words uttered while moving/arranging/weighing dildos: Too many to count
- Weight of the Tantus dildos:...
I'm literally on my way out the door. He really should be getting ready to leave for that meeting. I have to get going to pick up the kids. But neither of us cares, because we have another, far more pressing need. I drop my purse, raise an eyebrow and move toward him. He tells me to behave in a tone that says the...Read more
One of the latest true innovations in sex toys is the "touchless" approach to clitoral stimulation. Rather than relying on physical contact with vibration or oscillation, sex toys like the Satisfyer Pro 2 generate tiny pulses of air through a nozzle that surrounds the clitoris. The resulting sensation feels like a cross between light, tapping touches and mild suction. If you're into that type...Read more
Yes, it's that time of year again. The weather is gray and slushy, the Valentine's Day candy has all gone on clearance sale, and I'm celebrating another year as a sex blogger. As per usual, this blogiversary post will have retrospective look at the past 365 days, accompanied by updated photos of my ever-expanding sex toy collection. And this year, I'm...Read more
When I show my non-blogger friends sex toys that I'm reviewing, I usually get responses like "Oh, cool!" or "That looks like fun!" In the case of the Fun Factory Delight, reactions were rather different, and included comments such as:Read more
"Wait, how does that even work?"
"It's pretty, but I'm confused..."
"I can't even begin...
Dual density silicone has a feel unlike anything else: a soft, squishable outer layer over a firm core. It's much beloved by many a sex blogger (see classic designs like the Vixen Mustang or Tantus Cush) , but they can be expensive. Doc Johnson's Truskyn line brings dual density silicone toys into a...Read more
I know. You're probably not all that excited to see a lube review pop up. I mean, lube is important and amazing but it's not as interesting as shiny, colorful, rumbly sex toys, is it? Well, I happen to think this particular lube is pretty special, so please allow me to introduce you to The...Read more