Erotica: Office Quickie

There’s been no greater gift to office flirtation than the invention of the text message.  Portable, discreet and private, you can exchange sexy thoughts (or pictures, if you prefer) throughout the day while your co-workers remain blissfully clueless. Nice skirt…makes me want to bend you over the desk and fuck you hard. James isn’t much for subtlety when it comes to sexting, but his directness...
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Hex, No – Why I’m Done With Lelo

Oh, Lelo.  Once upon a time, your sex toys were the stuff of my dreams.  Sure, you pretentiously called them "pleasure objects" but a little snobbery could be overlooked from the industry leader in luxury vibes.  Your vibes were body safe and rechargeable, with graceful, visually pleasing designs and an array of fun, bright colors.  It was a simpler time. Sadly, shortly...
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Masturbation Inspiration

As you should be aware by now, May is Masturbation Month.  As a sex blogger and toy reviewer, I'm celebrating pretty much every day...but I do like to do a post in honor of the occasion.  I couldn't manage a Free Range Sex Toy weekend this May, but I thought of another way to keep in the spirit of things.   Throughout this month, I made a...
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Review: Fun Factory Bi Stronic Fusion

I have deeply mixed feelings about the Stronic Bi Fusion.  On one hand, I absolutely adore the unique thrusting action in a shape that finds my G-spot far more effectively and reliably than my beloved Stronic Eins.  On the other hand, there's the sadness of the weak, buzzy nature of the clit arm.  I wanted the Fusion to join Fun Factory's potent,...
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Review: L’Amourose Prism V and VII

As you might recall, L'Amourose made quite an impression on me when I reviewed the Rosa Rouge.  The rumbly, heated goodness was music to my G-spot, and it remains a staple in my collection.  The newer Prism models bring the rumble to a new shape...curvier, longer, and without the large base of the Rosa. ...
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Photo Fun: Toys of All Kinds

If you've spent much time reading my blog, or follow me on Twitter, you might have noticed that I like taking pictures of my sex toys.  And frequently, those sex toys are accompanied by other, ordinary playthings. At first, using toys as photo props was purely a practical move.  I'm a mom.  I'm tripping over toys constantly.  They're literally EVERYWHERE.  So...
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Me and My Clit – Part One

Note: This post was inspired by Girly Juice's kickass post about her diva clit, which made me reflect on my own clit quirks.   I highly recommend that you check it out As a sex blogger and toy reviewer, I've developed a very clear understanding of what my clit wants.  Vibration should be rumbly, not buzzy.  Power should be medium strength,...
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