The Doxy Die Cast is one of the most impressive looking sex toys on the market. The shiny aluminum body and sleek black silicone head tell you immediately that this vibe is a badass. It is not kidding around. It is here to stimulate genitals and chew bubble gum, and it is all out of bubble gum. Weighing in...Read more
The tail of a colorful fish. A bumpy, glittery egg. The snout of a tyrannosaurus rex. A Christmas tree. What do these things have in common? In silicone form, they’ve all gotten me off. Even though these odd-shaped bits of soft silicone weren’t necessarily intended for use as sex toys, "squishing off" has become a welcome and fun addition to my repertoire.Read more
Wait...How Does That Work?Squishing off...
It can be challenging to balance my ordinary, day-to-day life with my sex blogger world. But sometimes, in a happy coincidence, I'm able to capitalize on my business travel to meet up with other bloggers or explore sex-positive activities and venues. Recently, I spent a few days in Chicago and found myself a short hop from Tulip Toy Gallery. I'd seen photos...Read more
I have a rather lengthy history of frustration with dual stimulation vibrators. My clit has been stabbed by rabbit ears, missed completely by a tiny clit twig, and left wanting by a weak, buzzy flipper. And yet I occasionally find myself tempted to try another, because I like the idea of easy, one-handed dual stim. The...Read more
Why do I love Funkit Toys? It might be that they look different from any other silicone toy on the market, clear with swirls and bursts of color.[1. The rainbow color scheme is named for the amazing Crista!] Maybe it's the irreverently tilted "n" in their logo, or the fact that the owner/artist refers to himself as "Lead Fucksmith". I...Read more
The giveaway is over, so now it's time to reveal some answers about The Great Dildo Weigh-In. Let's start with the basics:Read more
- Total dildo weight: 277.34 pounds
- Total dildos pictured: 251
- Average weight per dildo: 1.105 pounds
- Number of people involved in this project: 2
- Swear words uttered while moving/arranging/weighing dildos: Too many to count
- Weight of the Tantus dildos:...
I'm literally on my way out the door. He really should be getting ready to leave for that meeting. I have to get going to pick up the kids. But neither of us cares, because we have another, far more pressing need. I drop my purse, raise an eyebrow and move toward him. He tells me to behave in a tone that says the...Read more
One of the latest true innovations in sex toys is the "touchless" approach to clitoral stimulation. Rather than relying on physical contact with vibration or oscillation, sex toys like the Satisfyer Pro 2 generate tiny pulses of air through a nozzle that surrounds the clitoris. The resulting sensation feels like a cross between light, tapping touches and mild suction. If you're into that type...Read more
Yes, it's that time of year again. The weather is gray and slushy, the Valentine's Day candy has all gone on clearance sale, and I'm celebrating another year as a sex blogger. As per usual, this blogiversary post will have retrospective look at the past 365 days, accompanied by updated photos of my ever-expanding sex toy collection. And this year, I'm...Read more