Review: Divine Interventions Grim Reaper Dildo

Before I get started with the actual review, I need to issue a couple of disclaimers.

  1. In addition to the usual adult content, this review may will contain humor of a blasphemous and potentially offensive nature.
  2. I’m not generally one to personify sex toys, but it’s hard not to in this case.  Mostly because it has a face…

Close up of Death's skeletal face

Now that I’ve probably scared off half of my readers, we can continue.  Yes, you read that right.  This is a dildo modeled after the Grim Reaper himself.  The folks at Divine Interventions make a variety of sex toys unlike anything else on the market.  Whether you want to conquer Death, dance with the Devil or give new meaning to the phrase “come to Jesus”1, they have you covered.  If you prefer your sex toys a bit more traditional, there’s the Celtic and Stallion models…even God’s Immaculate Rod.

The Grim Reaper stands 7.75 inches tall, with about 6 inches of insertable length.  His girth varies, with the lower shaft at 1.75 inches and a bit wider at the folds of his cloak.   Interestingly, the Reaper has a traditional ball-style base.  In addition to making the toy safe for anal use, the base is quite amusing… as if Death has a giant, protruding butt.

Full length shot of Reaper standing

Speaking of those cloak folds, Divine Interventions uses a fairly firm silicone, so they provide some intense texture.  This texture is what drew me to the Grim Reaper.  My G-spot likes a bumpy ride, and the Reaper certainly delivers.  When I hold this toy face down, those ridges (especially that bottom one) massage the front wall of my vagina with gusto.  If you were hoping for a gentle Death, this may be more than you bargained for.  If you’re not up for that much stimulation, flipping the toy face up gives a milder massage effect.

Death's cloak close up

Normally, I prefer dildos that are on the longer side, but I found the length of this toy to be just fine.  I was so focused on rubbing those ridges over my G spot that I didn’t miss the deeper penetration.  I didn’t need to thrust extremely hard or fast to get myself off… in fact, it could be a bit uncomfortable if I got carried away.  I appreciate that the base of the toy is relatively small and unobtrusive.  It’s easy to hold, and doesn’t block access to my clit.

All in all, the Reaper is an impressive and unique toy.  If you’re into the odder side of sex toys, or love strong texture, the Reaper may be for you.  After all, who can resist Death?  I will warn you, however, that death can be a messy business.  This silicone is the sort that will magnetically attract every pet hair, dust particle and lint fiber within a ten foot radius.  And after use, the Reaper’s teeth and eye sockets will need a thorough scrub.  I recommend a nice bubble bath in the sink… effective and hilarious.

The Reaper in a bubble bath

 Get the Grim Reaper from Divine Interventions!

The Grim Reaper was provided to me free of charge by Divine Interventions in exchange for an honest review.

  1. I warned you about the blasphemy, didn’t I?
1 Comment
  • Camryn
    June 14, 2014

    Hars not to talk about a toy like it’s a person when it clearly has a face *laughs*
    I’m glad you liked him! Too much texture for me, but I like their silicone 🙂

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