Sex Toy Snapshots, The Sequel

I have learned one lesson from my recent blog and social media stats: people really like looking at pictures of colorful and unusual sex toys.  Armed with this profound wisdom, I have decided to make toy photos a semi-regular feature here.  Aside from being popular, it’s amusing to invent new and interesting ways to photograph dildos.  For example, I’ve always thought that my legacy Bad Dragon Breeder looks like an exotic bird.  So I spent the better part of half an hour standing in my yard trying to photograph it in a tree.  Fortunately, I live in a rather secluded spot so no one was driving by staring or calling the police.

And so, without further ado, here is another gallery of Sex Toy Snapshots.  If there’s something you’d like to see in a future installment, please feel free to comment with your suggestions!

 

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7 Comments
  • dizzygirl
    August 21, 2014

    That’s a lot of silicone dick. How do you store all of it?

    • Lunabelle
      August 21, 2014

      A lot of it is in a huge plastic bin in my closet, in bags beneath a layer of clothing. My storage post lists all my hiding spots. I’ve joked about building a shed in the backyard…

  • Amber
    August 21, 2014

    Your Breeder is so pretty!
    ps. I’m jealous of your collection!

  • Dangerous Lilly
    August 29, 2014

    OMG.

    The sheer massive size of some of these doesn’t hit home til they fucking dwarf the Njoy Eleven.

    • Lunabelle
      August 29, 2014

      Yeah, and the poor Cush looks positively tiny! My biggest toys are generally on the squishy side though, so they don’t feel as monstrous as they look. The Eleven is a beast just for its weight!

  • Indigo Byrd
    September 23, 2017

    Loved the way you’ve themed them, and I’ve got to check out those icecreams! I just spotted your review of Tulip Toy Store, looks amazing.
    I’m in the middle of writing something just now but I’m dying to see your other vids – very inspirational! I was also delighted to see you refer to your self as middle aged so you might find what I’m doing on my blog of some interest even though I’m clearly older than you.
    I’m about to post my first video of my first review featuring Downunder Toys’ Tulip vibrator soon on my blog, I” tweet when its up.
    Thanks for your great reviews,
    Indie

  • pao.
    October 20, 2017

    Hello, where do you get 🍦 ice cream cone (right). I need it in my life.

    XO

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