Sex Toy Snapshots, The Sequel

I have learned one lesson from my recent blog and social media stats: people really like looking at pictures of colorful and unusual sex toys.  Armed with this profound wisdom, I have decided to make toy photos a semi-regular feature here.  Aside from being popular, it’s amusing to invent new and interesting ways to photograph dildos.  For example, I’ve always thought that my legacy Bad Dragon Breeder looks like an exotic bird.  So I spent the better part of half an hour standing in my yard trying to photograph it in a tree.  Fortunately, I live in a rather secluded spot so no one was driving by staring or calling the police.

And so, without further ado, here is another gallery of Sex Toy Snapshots.  If there’s something you’d like to see in a future installment, please feel free to comment with your suggestions!


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  • dizzygirl
    August 21, 2014

    That’s a lot of silicone dick. How do you store all of it?

    • Lunabelle
      August 21, 2014

      A lot of it is in a huge plastic bin in my closet, in bags beneath a layer of clothing. My storage post lists all my hiding spots. I’ve joked about building a shed in the backyard…

  • Amber
    August 21, 2014

    Your Breeder is so pretty!
    ps. I’m jealous of your collection!

  • Dangerous Lilly
    August 29, 2014


    The sheer massive size of some of these doesn’t hit home til they fucking dwarf the Njoy Eleven.

    • Lunabelle
      August 29, 2014

      Yeah, and the poor Cush looks positively tiny! My biggest toys are generally on the squishy side though, so they don’t feel as monstrous as they look. The Eleven is a beast just for its weight!

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