Review: SinusVibe 3000

Today, we’re going to take a break from talking about orgasms and talk about a toy that’s designed to get your juices flowing in a completely different way.  As you may have read in Artemisia’s excellent sex toy hack article, vibration can be remarkably effective at relieving sinus pressure and congestion.  I’d like to introduce you to a vibrator designed specifically for that purpose: The SinusVibe 3000.

SinusVibe3000 3

The SinusVibe 3000 comes equipped with dual bullet vibrators, enabling you to massage both sides of your face or forehead simultaneously.   It’s powered by a 9 volt battery, so it packs some significant rumble.  In this situation, I think disposable batteries are preferable to a rechargeable unit.  You may not use this frequently, so being able to pop in a fresh battery and go is ideal.  You don’t want to be sitting around with a pounding headache waiting for your SinusVibe to charge.

Look at the poor model on the package…you can tell she’s just aching to get her SinusVibe 3000 cranked up and get some relief!

SinusVibe3000 model

Vibration as a treatment for sinus pain has many advantages.  It’s safe, natural and won’t cause nasty side effects like cold or allergy medicines can.  It also works very quickly.  Many users begin to experience relief within 60 seconds, while pills may take half an hour to kick in.  SinusVibe 3000 is also cost-effective.  For the low price of $29.95, you can soothe your sinuses for years to come!

Using the SinusVibe 3000 is simple.  First, slide the switch to select your symptom level.  Low should suffice for mild allergies, medium for a cold and high for those days when you feel like someone has filled your skull with concrete.   Next, hold the dual bullets against your face.  Do not attempt to insert the bullets into your nose.  The SinusVibe 3000 is intended for external use only.  Then sit back, relax and let the magic happen.

If you need to get a few things done while vibing your sinus blues away, you’ll want to take advantage of SinusVibe’s great promotional offer.  Just enter the code ‘SNOTBAD’ at checkout, and you’ll receive a roll of Vibe Tape absolutely free!

SinusVibe Tape

Vibe Tape can be wrapped around your head to hold the SinusVibe bullets securely in place.  Since it only sticks to itself, your hair is perfectly safe.  I tried it myself, and removal was completely painless.  It also helped keep my fingers from going numb holding the bullets in place.

All I all, I can’t say enough good things about the SinusVibe 3000, especially with the free Vibe Tape!  If you want to get your hands on one, click here to order now.

 

 

1 Comment
  • NaughtyBritches
    April 1, 2016

    If you’ve never done it, you need to. I’ve been using my Homedics back massager on my ears, nose and throat for at least 20yrs. I get chronic sinus infections with soar throat and painful ears. It clears your sinuses and your ears like nothing else. Use it on sinus, under eyes, behind my ears, down the jawline to my throat. The stuff you hack up is pretty nasty, but it relieves the pain and congestion.

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