I’m hoping you recognized that awful review for the joke it was.  I never use the word “va-jay-jay” unironically.  Also, these things are actually made of Jello and definitely NOT for insertion.

Should you wish to get some real April Fool goodies, may I suggest Primal Hardwere’s Pecker?

Pecker dildos from Primal Hardwere

Or perhaps Frisky Beast’s Rowdy Russet and Sunny Side eggs?

Frisky Beast Rowdy Russet silicone potato Frisky Beast silicone sunny side up eggs