Blogiversary: Four Years of Ninjahood!

Four years.  This is a blogiversary that feels like a milestone, not because of the number, but because this was one hell of a tough year.  Shortly after the blog turned three, I made the decision to end my marriage, and spent the next six months getting legally, financially and emotionally prepared.  That effort sucked up a tremendous amount of...
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Moving Sex Toys – Getting My Dicks In A Row

I finally got the last of the dildos out of my storage unit.  Now there's a sentence you don't read every day.  But then again, it's not every day that a sex blogger has to relocate their extensive (and heavy) collection of sex toys.  Moving is generally a time-consuming, difficult endeavor but in my case, there were some unique challenges.

Moving All...

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Squishing Off: Textured Clit Stimulation

The tail of a colorful fish. A bumpy, glittery egg. The snout of a tyrannosaurus rex. A Christmas tree. What do these things have in common?  In silicone form, they’ve all gotten me off.  Even though these odd-shaped bits of soft silicone weren’t necessarily intended for use as sex toys, "squishing off" has become a welcome and fun addition to my repertoire.

Wait...How Does That Work?

Squishing off...
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Ninja Adventures: Tulip Toy Gallery

It can be challenging to balance my ordinary, day-to-day life with my sex blogger world.  But sometimes, in a happy coincidence, I'm able to capitalize on my business travel to meet up with other bloggers or explore sex-positive activities and venues.  Recently, I spent a few days in Chicago and found myself a short hop from Tulip Toy Gallery.  I'd seen photos...
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Dildo Weigh-In: Stats, Strategy and 5 Very Important Dildos

The giveaway is over, so now it's time to reveal some answers about The Great Dildo Weigh-In.  Let's start with the basics:
  • Total dildo weight: 277.34 pounds
  • Total dildos pictured: 251
  • Average weight per dildo: 1.105 pounds
  • Number of people involved in this project: 2
  • Swear words uttered while moving/arranging/weighing dildos: Too many to count
  • Weight of the Tantus dildos:...
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A Quick One About Quickies

I'm literally on my way out the door.  He really should be getting ready to leave for that meeting.  I have to get going to pick up the kids.  But neither of us cares, because we have another, far more pressing need.  I drop my purse, raise an eyebrow and move toward him.  He tells me to behave in a tone that says the...
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Blogiversary 3 and the Great Dildo Weigh-In Contest

Yes, it's that time of year again.  The weather is gray and slushy, the Valentine's Day candy has all gone on clearance sale, and I'm celebrating another year as a sex blogger.  As per usual, this blogiversary post will have retrospective look at the past 365 days, accompanied by updated photos of my ever-expanding sex toy collection.  And this year, I'm...
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Dear Teenage Me – A Letter to My Past Self

This post was inspired by a random thought from a meeting of Blog Squad Anxiety Support Group in the hotel parking lot at Woodhull.  I was feeling extremely relaxed and happy, having a great time with some amazing people, and I wished I could go back and tell my awkward, anxious teenage self that things are going to get better. Read more

My First (and Second, and Third) Mammogram

This spring, I had my first screening mammogram.  I tweeted about it, and talked to people about it, and while it may not be a "sexy" topic to blog about, I learned it's something a lot of people have questions about.  I also realized that quite a few people I know are scared or intimidated at the idea of having...
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