Moving Sex Toys – Getting My Dicks In A Row

I finally got the last of the dildos out of my storage unit.  Now there's a sentence you don't read every day.  But then again, it's not every day that a sex blogger has to relocate their extensive (and heavy) collection of sex toys.  Moving is generally a time-consuming, difficult endeavor but in my case, there were some unique challenges.

Moving All...

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Squishing Off: Textured Clit Stimulation

The tail of a colorful fish. A bumpy, glittery egg. The snout of a tyrannosaurus rex. A Christmas tree. What do these things have in common?  In silicone form, they’ve all gotten me off.  Even though these odd-shaped bits of soft silicone weren’t necessarily intended for use as sex toys, "squishing off" has become a welcome and fun addition to my repertoire.

Wait...How Does That Work?

Squishing off...
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Ninja Adventures: Tulip Toy Gallery

It can be challenging to balance my ordinary, day-to-day life with my sex blogger world.  But sometimes, in a happy coincidence, I'm able to capitalize on my business travel to meet up with other bloggers or explore sex-positive activities and venues.  Recently, I spent a few days in Chicago and found myself a short hop from Tulip Toy Gallery.  I'd seen photos...
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Dildo Weigh-In: Stats, Strategy and 5 Very Important Dildos

The giveaway is over, so now it's time to reveal some answers about The Great Dildo Weigh-In.  Let's start with the basics:
  • Total dildo weight: 277.34 pounds
  • Total dildos pictured: 251
  • Average weight per dildo: 1.105 pounds
  • Number of people involved in this project: 2
  • Swear words uttered while moving/arranging/weighing dildos: Too many to count
  • Weight of the Tantus dildos:...
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A Quick One About Quickies

I'm literally on my way out the door.  He really should be getting ready to leave for that meeting.  I have to get going to pick up the kids.  But neither of us cares, because we have another, far more pressing need.  I drop my purse, raise an eyebrow and move toward him.  He tells me to behave in a tone that says the...
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Blogiversary 3 and the Great Dildo Weigh-In Contest

Yes, it's that time of year again.  The weather is gray and slushy, the Valentine's Day candy has all gone on clearance sale, and I'm celebrating another year as a sex blogger.  As per usual, this blogiversary post will have retrospective look at the past 365 days, accompanied by updated photos of my ever-expanding sex toy collection.  And this year, I'm...
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Dear Teenage Me – A Letter to My Past Self

This post was inspired by a random thought from a meeting of Blog Squad Anxiety Support Group in the hotel parking lot at Woodhull.  I was feeling extremely relaxed and happy, having a great time with some amazing people, and I wished I could go back and tell my awkward, anxious teenage self that things are going to get better. Read more

My First (and Second, and Third) Mammogram

This spring, I had my first screening mammogram.  I tweeted about it, and talked to people about it, and while it may not be a "sexy" topic to blog about, I learned it's something a lot of people have questions about.  I also realized that quite a few people I know are scared or intimidated at the idea of having...
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To Vibe or Not To Vibe

I was inspired to write this post by Dangerous Lilly's rant about abstaining from vibrators and the (lack of) effect on her sensitivity.  Lilly shares her perspective on vibe shaming and the myth of vibrator addiction as someone who has always had difficulty reaching orgasm without vibration.  If you haven't read her piece, go do that now...especially if you or your partner struggle with...
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