Review: Exotic-Erotics Raptor (Medium)

Having reviewed the T-Rex, I'm now moving on to conquer another ferocious dinosaur.  Cue the Jurassic Park theme music, it's the Exotic-Erotics Raptor!  Though admittedly, I don't recall this particular piece of dino anatomy being featured in the movie... [caption id="attachment_1160" align="aligncenter" width="300"]Raptor%20Small_8 The Raptor...
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Review: Pedro the Cactus

Disclaimer: I never meant to review this cactus dildo.  In order to explain how this came to pass, let me give you a little backstory... It was April Fool's Day, and I was scoping out the humorous holiday offerings.  I read Epiphora's epic sponsorship "announcement", Pantophile Panic's masterful Thrustmaster 3000 review, and Lelo's somewhat ironic Dextrüs "release".  From there, I went looking for actual April...
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How To Train Your Vagina

Since posting the Size Queen Manifesto , I've been pleasantly surprised by the interest and feedback it received.  I heard not only from other large toy lovers, but aspiring size queens and those frustrated by their current upper limit for toy girth.  People wanted to know how they could train to accommodate thicker toys.  I started thinking of...
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I like big toys and I cannot lie

Hi, my name is Lunabelle, and I'm a size queen.  It all started with the Tantus Anaconda.  I was initially attracted by the handle, but what clinched the purchase was reading reviews about its larger than average (1.75") girth.  Some reviewers didn't like it, but those who did seemed to REALLY enjoy it.  I knew I had no trouble with toys...
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