Review: Funkit Toys Swat, Swell and Rhino MK.II

Why do I love Funkit Toys?  It might be that they look different from any other silicone toy on the market, clear with swirls and bursts of color.[1. The rainbow color scheme is named for the amazing Crista!]  Maybe it's the irreverently tilted "n" in their logo, or the fact that the owner/artist refers to himself as "Lead Fucksmith".  I...
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Review: SelfDelve Aubergine (Eggplant)

If you're into sex toys that don't look like sex toys, this review is for you.  If your orifices are hungry for veggies, SelfDelve has a remarkable variety of realistic specimens to choose from.  When I was given my choice of items to review, I considered the carrot, pondered the Read more

Review: Satisfyer Pro 2

One of the latest true innovations in sex toys is the "touchless" approach to clitoral stimulation.  Rather than relying on physical contact with vibration or oscillation, sex toys like the Satisfyer Pro 2 generate tiny pulses of air through a nozzle that surrounds the clitoris.  The resulting sensation feels like a cross between light, tapping touches and mild suction.  If you're into that type...
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Review: Fun Factory Delight

When I show my non-blogger friends sex toys that I'm reviewing, I usually get responses like "Oh, cool!" or "That looks like fun!"  In the case of the Fun Factory Delight, reactions were rather different, and included comments such as:

"Wait, how does that even work?"

"It's pretty, but I'm confused..."

"I can't even begin...

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Review: Doc Johnson Tru Ride 8 (Truskyn)

Dual density silicone has a feel unlike anything else: a soft, squishable outer layer over a firm core.  It's much beloved by many a sex blogger (see classic designs like the Vixen Mustang or Tantus Cush) , but they can be expensive.  Doc Johnson's Truskyn line brings dual density silicone toys into a...
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Review: Mr. Hankey Toys Lampwick (Medium)

Update: Since the posting of this review, my opinion of Mr. Hankey has shifted dramatically.  When called out for their exploitive "free toy" program, they attacked and insulted sex bloggers on social media.  Their conduct directly contradicted their wish to be more inclusive, as expressed when I took on this review.  To learn more, you can read this post. It's...
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