Squishing Off: Textured Clit Stimulation

The tail of a colorful fish. A bumpy, glittery egg. The snout of a tyrannosaurus rex. A Christmas tree. What do these things have in common?  In silicone form, they’ve all gotten me off.  Even though these odd-shaped bits of soft silicone weren’t necessarily intended for use as sex toys, "squishing off" has become a welcome and fun addition to my repertoire.

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Ninja Adventures: Tulip Toy Gallery

It can be challenging to balance my ordinary, day-to-day life with my sex blogger world.  But sometimes, in a happy coincidence, I'm able to capitalize on my business travel to meet up with other bloggers or explore sex-positive activities and venues.  Recently, I spent a few days in Chicago and found myself a short hop from Tulip Toy Gallery.  I'd seen photos...
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These ARE the Droids You’re Looking For

Have you ever wondered what other superpowers Iron Man might get from all that tech he's wearing?  Maybe you fantasized about the fembots in Austin Powers.  Or perhaps, like my teenage self, you found yourself surprisingly turned on when Lt. Data assured Tasha Yar that he was "fully functional".  Technology can be sexy, which is why it surprised me that there have...
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Pondering Dildos as Art

The other day, I got a Tumblr message inquiring about my appreciation of dildos as art:

"What makes you look at a dildo and be like "festinating art and detail"? Do you also watch porn for the story?"

After concluding that the author probably meant to type "fascinating", I started to compose a quick reply to this somewhat...

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A Funny Thing Happened On The Way To The Post Office…

I recently found myself in the happy position of waiting for several review items at once.  This is a first for me, and I celebrated by making a spreadsheet to keep track of my reviewing schedule.  Yes, I really am that big of a nerd...I also keep sheets of toy measurements and what paraphernalia I have squirreled away where.  Being...
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PSA: Regarding Those Funny Looking Dog Toys…

Since joining the blogging community, I've read a dozen or more stories of dogs defacing, mutilating or just plain gnawing sex toys to smithereens.  Apparently, silicone is as attractive to dogs as it is to many people. [caption id="attachment_928" align="aligncenter" width="325"]Sex toys and dogs... sometimes a bad combination. Sex toys and dogs... sometimes a...
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Dildos in Wonderland – Fantasy Sex Toys

When I first started exploring insertable toys, every option I saw was modeled, more or less, on a human penis.  There were varying sizes and colors, but the basic shape was always the same.  As I delved further, I discovered abstract shapes, toys that did their best to look like sleek, futuristic utensils rather than disembodied genitals.  For a long time, I thought that...
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I like big toys and I cannot lie

Hi, my name is Lunabelle, and I'm a size queen.  It all started with the Tantus Anaconda.  I was initially attracted by the handle, but what clinched the purchase was reading reviews about its larger than average (1.75") girth.  Some reviewers didn't like it, but those who did seemed to REALLY enjoy it.  I knew I had no trouble with toys...
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Acquiring Toy #2

As you may have read here, I discovered sex toys at the age of thirteen.  My age prevented me from acquiring a second toy when my first buzzy little wonder went to the Great Nightstand Drawer In The Sky.  Shortly after my 18th birthday, I made a pilgrimage to the local sex shop to remedy my toylessness.  Upon...
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How it all began…

It seems appropriate that my first post should tell the story of my very first sex toy.  It was given to me by my best friend when I turned thirteen.  She had given me a socially acceptable gift in front of my parents over cake and ice cream, but at the sleepover that night, she gleefully produced a smaller package from her...
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