Review: Tantus Tsunami

Oh, Tsunami.  I wanted to love you.  Your curve, your ridges, your shimmery purple silicone that picks up blue highlights in the right light.  I've heard so many others sing your praises.  Girly Juice touts your magnificent A-spot stimulation, and your role in Crista's OrgasmQuest is the stuff of legends.  But sadly, you're just not...
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These ARE the Droids You’re Looking For

Have you ever wondered what other superpowers Iron Man might get from all that tech he's wearing?  Maybe you fantasized about the fembots in Austin Powers.  Or perhaps, like my teenage self, you found yourself surprisingly turned on when Lt. Data assured Tasha Yar that he was "fully functional".  Technology can be sexy, which is why it surprised me that there have...
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A Dildo I Can’t Handle

I never thought this day would come, but I have finally found a dildo that is just too much for me.  Not from a size perspective, I just can't bring myself to think about using this thing. If you're familiar with my large and eccentric dildo collection, you might be surprised to learn that my nemesis is a relatively ordinary sized, human penis-shaped toy.  What...
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Review: Exotic-Erotics Wraith (Medium)

As a reviewer, I’m always happy to hear that a new toy is on its way to me. But reviewing for Exotic-Erotics holds a special place in my heart because I get a custom toy made to my specifications. Color, size, firmness…even the option to add a suction cup on some items. I was especially excited to review...
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The Three Neon Amigos

So many realistic dildos are only available in flesh tones.  That color scheme doesn't do a whole lot for me.  I like my sex toy colors crazy and loud!  Over the past few months, I've acquired three particularly stunning specimens of realistic dildos that are brilliantly hued.  I know there are others in search of wild colors, so I put together...
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