Guide: Sex Toy Shopping on Etsy

Most everyone has heard of Etsy, the website where folks from all over world sell unique vintage and handmade products.  What many people don't know is that some of those crafters are making and selling sex toys.  You can find dildos that are truly one of a kind, toys beautifully crafted with loving care. Unfortunately, you can also find shoddy, dangerous junk...
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These ARE the Droids You’re Looking For

Have you ever wondered what other superpowers Iron Man might get from all that tech he's wearing?  Maybe you fantasized about the fembots in Austin Powers.  Or perhaps, like my teenage self, you found yourself surprisingly turned on when Lt. Data assured Tasha Yar that he was "fully functional".  Technology can be sexy, which is why it surprised me that there have...
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Ninja Tips: Flying With Sex Toys

Dealing with airport security is quite possibly the least fun part of travel.  Long lines, pulling out liquids and laptops, emptying pockets, taking off shoes... the process is unpleasant under the best of circumstances.  Because of all the rules, regulations and hassles, the prospect of packing sex toys for a trip can be a little unnerving.  The first time I packed...
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Toys to Try in 2015

It's good to have goals, and here we are in the season of New Year's resolutions.  Aside from the usual aspirations (kick ass, look good doing it, and so on) I've been thinking about the sex toys I hope to try in 2015.  They say people who have friends to keep them on track are more likely to stick with...
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Sex Toy Snapshots, Volume 4

I promised a special photo shoot if I succeeded in becoming a Sex Blogging Superhero... sadly, this is not that post.  I'm recovering from a weekend trip with the kids, and my creative juices are just not flowing. To bide the time until I can produce a suitable masterpiece, here is another gallery of my collection.  I'm also realizing that my dildo army has...
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PSA: Regarding Those Funny Looking Dog Toys…

Since joining the blogging community, I've read a dozen or more stories of dogs defacing, mutilating or just plain gnawing sex toys to smithereens.  Apparently, silicone is as attractive to dogs as it is to many people. [caption id="attachment_928" align="aligncenter" width="325"]Sex toys and dogs... sometimes a bad combination. Sex toys and dogs... sometimes a...
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