The EuphOff, Part Deux: Tech Support

It's here once again... that scary time when you're afraid to read on for fear of the horrors you may encounter.  No, not Halloween.  It's THE RETURN OF THE EUPHOFF!!! For those unfamiliar with this madness, the EuphOff is an unholy event in which writers from across the internet strive to craft the very worst erotic tales.  It is hosted by...
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Erotica Challenge: The “Euph-Off”

It all started with a coffee bean.  A metaphorical coffee bean, that is.  I read a tweet from @ChintzCurtain regarding the use of "coffee bean" as a euphemism for "anus" in erotica.  A discussion ensued about the use of godawful sexual euphemisms.  Curvaceous Dee added some thoughts, and a challenge was born: the three of...
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