These ARE the Droids You’re Looking For

Have you ever wondered what other superpowers Iron Man might get from all that tech he's wearing?  Maybe you fantasized about the fembots in Austin Powers.  Or perhaps, like my teenage self, you found yourself surprisingly turned on when Lt. Data assured Tasha Yar that he was "fully functional".  Technology can be sexy, which is why it surprised me that there have...
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Review: Exotic-Erotics Wraith (Medium)

As a reviewer, I’m always happy to hear that a new toy is on its way to me. But reviewing for Exotic-Erotics holds a special place in my heart because I get a custom toy made to my specifications. Color, size, firmness…even the option to add a suction cup on some items. I was especially excited to review...
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Toys to Try in 2015

It's good to have goals, and here we are in the season of New Year's resolutions.  Aside from the usual aspirations (kick ass, look good doing it, and so on) I've been thinking about the sex toys I hope to try in 2015.  They say people who have friends to keep them on track are more likely to stick with...
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The Three Neon Amigos

So many realistic dildos are only available in flesh tones.  That color scheme doesn't do a whole lot for me.  I like my sex toy colors crazy and loud!  Over the past few months, I've acquired three particularly stunning specimens of realistic dildos that are brilliantly hued.  I know there are others in search of wild colors, so I put together...
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Sex Toy Snapshots, Volume 4

I promised a special photo shoot if I succeeded in becoming a Sex Blogging Superhero... sadly, this is not that post.  I'm recovering from a weekend trip with the kids, and my creative juices are just not flowing. To bide the time until I can produce a suitable masterpiece, here is another gallery of my collection.  I'm also realizing that my dildo army has...
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Pondering Dildos as Art

The other day, I got a Tumblr message inquiring about my appreciation of dildos as art:

"What makes you look at a dildo and be like "festinating art and detail"? Do you also watch porn for the story?"

After concluding that the author probably meant to type "fascinating", I started to compose a quick reply to this somewhat...

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Review: Exotic-Erotics Raptor (Medium)

Having reviewed the T-Rex, I'm now moving on to conquer another ferocious dinosaur.  Cue the Jurassic Park theme music, it's the Exotic-Erotics Raptor!  Though admittedly, I don't recall this particular piece of dino anatomy being featured in the movie... [caption id="attachment_1160" align="aligncenter" width="300"]Raptor%20Small_8 The Raptor...
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