Anticipation. It's delicious and terrifying at the same time, poised on the brink of a new adventure with someone you've been crushing on. Savoring the slow progression from "fun to imagine but couldn't possibly happen" to "wait, was he checking me out?" and starting to wonder if maybe something could come of it after all (yeah, pun is absolutely 100% intended). ...Read more
When people hear how many dildos I own, they sometimes inquire why anyone would ever have so many. Isn't one pretty much the same as another? How many variations on a penis can there possibly be? I dedicate my review of the Gigabeast to those folks who have yet to comprehend the magnificent diversity of fantasy...Read more
As a reviewer, I’m always happy to hear that a new toy is on its way to me. But reviewing for Exotic-Erotics holds a special place in my heart because I get a custom toy made to my specifications. Color, size, firmness…even the option to add a suction cup on some items. I was especially excited to review...Read more
Five thirty already. Jessica looked at the clock and sighed. Days working in the main corporate office were so jam-packed that time got away from her. But least she didn't have to make the long drive home tonight. She'd be back in tomorrow morning, and there was a soft, king-size bed with extra pillows waiting for her a few short minutes away. A quiet...Read more
Before I get started with the actual review, I need to issue a couple of disclaimers.
- In addition to the usual adult content, this review
maywill contain humor of a blasphemous and potentially offensive nature.
- I'm not generally one to personify sex toys, but it's hard not to in this case. Mostly because it has a face...
It was my love of big toys that led me to discover Bad Dragon. I Googled something along the lines of "large silicone dildo", and up it popped. I remember staring at the page in awe, realizing that each of their toys could be ordered in a variety of sizes, colors... even the firmness could be customized. Not only that, but there...Read more