Review: Gigabeast by Frisky Beast

When people hear how many dildos I own, they sometimes inquire why anyone would ever have so many.  Isn't one pretty much the same as another?  How many variations on a penis can there possibly be?  I dedicate my review of the Gigabeast to those folks who have yet to comprehend the magnificent diversity of fantasy...
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These ARE the Droids You’re Looking For

Have you ever wondered what other superpowers Iron Man might get from all that tech he's wearing?  Maybe you fantasized about the fembots in Austin Powers.  Or perhaps, like my teenage self, you found yourself surprisingly turned on when Lt. Data assured Tasha Yar that he was "fully functional".  Technology can be sexy, which is why it surprised me that there have...
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Sex Toy Snapshots, Volume 4

I promised a special photo shoot if I succeeded in becoming a Sex Blogging Superhero... sadly, this is not that post.  I'm recovering from a weekend trip with the kids, and my creative juices are just not flowing. To bide the time until I can produce a suitable masterpiece, here is another gallery of my collection.  I'm also realizing that my dildo army has...
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Sex Toy Snapshots, The Sequel

I have learned one lesson from my recent blog and social media stats: people really like looking at pictures of colorful and unusual sex toys.  Armed with this profound wisdom, I have decided to make toy photos a semi-regular feature here.  Aside from being popular, it's amusing to invent new and interesting ways to photograph dildos.  For example, I've always thought that my legacy...
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