Yes, it's that time of year again. The weather is gray and slushy, the Valentine's Day candy has all gone on clearance sale, and I'm celebrating another year as a sex blogger. As per usual, this blogiversary post will have retrospective look at the past 365 days, accompanied by updated photos of my ever-expanding sex toy collection. And this year, I'm...Read more
When I show my non-blogger friends sex toys that I'm reviewing, I usually get responses like "Oh, cool!" or "That looks like fun!" In the case of the Fun Factory Delight, reactions were rather different, and included comments such as:Read more
"Wait, how does that even work?"
"It's pretty, but I'm confused..."
"I can't even begin...
Sometimes, I'm 99.9% sure I'm going to adore a vibrator even before I have it in my hands. The Fun Factory Tiger G5 was one of those. I'm already a Fun Factory fan, and the G5 versions of their toys promised to be even better than the G4 motor that I know and love. With Patchy Paul and the...Read more
I have deeply mixed feelings about the Stronic Bi Fusion. On one hand, I absolutely adore the unique thrusting action in a shape that finds my G-spot far more effectively and reliably than my beloved Stronic Eins. On the other hand, there's the sadness of the weak, buzzy nature of the clit arm. I wanted the Fusion to join Fun Factory's potent,...Read more
I love Fun Factory vibes for many reasons: cool designs, powerful motors, bright colors, convenient controls. But all of that awesomeness tends to come with a large price tag. While I believe their toys are worth shelling out for, I understand that many Fun Factory toys aren't an option for folks on a limited budget. Enter Jazzie, and its cousins...Read more
I promised a special photo shoot if I succeeded in becoming a Sex Blogging Superhero... sadly, this is not that post. I'm recovering from a weekend trip with the kids, and my creative juices are just not flowing. To bide the time until I can produce a suitable masterpiece, here is another gallery of my collection. I'm also realizing that my dildo army has...Read more
This vibe, at first glance, has a lot going for it. I was drawn in by the ripply texture, the above average girth...and of course, the color. I am drawn to Technicolor sex toys like a moth to a flame, and that lovely shade of apple green got my attention. I also have enough experience with Fun Factory to know that they...Read more