I have a rather lengthy history of frustration with dual stimulation vibrators. My clit has been stabbed by rabbit ears, missed completely by a tiny clit twig, and left wanting by a weak, buzzy flipper. And yet I occasionally find myself tempted to try another, because I like the idea of easy, one-handed dual stim. The...Read more
Yes, it's that time of year again. The weather is gray and slushy, the Valentine's Day candy has all gone on clearance sale, and I'm celebrating another year as a sex blogger. As per usual, this blogiversary post will have retrospective look at the past 365 days, accompanied by updated photos of my ever-expanding sex toy collection. And this year, I'm...Read more
When I show my non-blogger friends sex toys that I'm reviewing, I usually get responses like "Oh, cool!" or "That looks like fun!" In the case of the Fun Factory Delight, reactions were rather different, and included comments such as:Read more
"Wait, how does that even work?"
"It's pretty, but I'm confused..."
"I can't even begin...
Sometimes, I'm 99.9% sure I'm going to adore a vibrator even before I have it in my hands. The Fun Factory Tiger G5 was one of those. I'm already a Fun Factory fan, and the G5 versions of their toys promised to be even better than the G4 motor that I know and love. With Patchy Paul and the...Read more
I have deeply mixed feelings about the Stronic Bi Fusion. On one hand, I absolutely adore the unique thrusting action in a shape that finds my G-spot far more effectively and reliably than my beloved Stronic Eins. On the other hand, there's the sadness of the weak, buzzy nature of the clit arm. I wanted the Fusion to join Fun Factory's potent,...Read more
I love Fun Factory vibes for many reasons: cool designs, powerful motors, bright colors, convenient controls. But all of that awesomeness tends to come with a large price tag. While I believe their toys are worth shelling out for, I understand that many Fun Factory toys aren't an option for folks on a limited budget. Enter Jazzie, and its cousins...Read more
I promised a special photo shoot if I succeeded in becoming a Sex Blogging Superhero... sadly, this is not that post. I'm recovering from a weekend trip with the kids, and my creative juices are just not flowing. To bide the time until I can produce a suitable masterpiece, here is another gallery of my collection. I'm also realizing that my dildo army has...Read more
This vibe, at first glance, has a lot going for it. I was drawn in by the ripply texture, the above average girth...and of course, the color. I am drawn to Technicolor sex toys like a moth to a flame, and that lovely shade of apple green got my attention. I also have enough experience with Fun Factory to know that they...Read more