Review: SelfDelve Aubergine (Eggplant)

If you're into sex toys that don't look like sex toys, this review is for you.  If your orifices are hungry for veggies, SelfDelve has a remarkable variety of realistic specimens to choose from.  When I was given my choice of items to review, I considered the carrot, pondered the Read more

Review: Tantus Adam

The Tantus Adam is deceptively ordinary looking.  Its length and girth are in the average range, at 7 inches and 1.6 inches respectively.  It's flesh toned and semi-realistic with a slight curve and very mild texture.  At a glance, there's nothing that makes this dildo particularly stand out from other dual density toys.  In fact, I almost didn't include it in...
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Review: Fun Factory Bi Stronic Fusion

I have deeply mixed feelings about the Stronic Bi Fusion.  On one hand, I absolutely adore the unique thrusting action in a shape that finds my G-spot far more effectively and reliably than my beloved Stronic Eins.  On the other hand, there's the sadness of the weak, buzzy nature of the clit arm.  I wanted the Fusion to join Fun Factory's potent,...
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Review: L’Amourose Prism V and VII

As you might recall, L'Amourose made quite an impression on me when I reviewed the Rosa Rouge.  The rumbly, heated goodness was music to my G-spot, and it remains a staple in my collection.  The newer Prism models bring the rumble to a new shape...curvier, longer, and without the large base of the Rosa. ...
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Review: Tantus Tsunami

Oh, Tsunami.  I wanted to love you.  Your curve, your ridges, your shimmery purple silicone that picks up blue highlights in the right light.  I've heard so many others sing your praises.  Girly Juice touts your magnificent A-spot stimulation, and your role in Crista's OrgasmQuest is the stuff of legends.  But sadly, you're just not...
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Review: L’Amourose Rosa Rouge

I had heard the rumors about the Rosa Rouge.  I read the reviews. They said it was rumbly.  That it rivaled or even surpassed other quality vibrators.  On top of all that, it was heated.  Everything about this toy sounded good.  And in this instance, I am very pleased to report, my in-use experience not only lived up to the hype but exceeded it. Read more

Review: G-Spot Lollipop Double Pop (Medium/Large)

The G-Spot Lollipop Double Pop doesn't look like any other sex toy I've ever seen.  True to its name, it resembles a sweet, spherical lollipop on a very long stick, or a shimmering, magical fairy wand.  Upon unpacking it, I immediately attempted to twirl it like a baton... which was amusing until I smacked myself in the forehead. Given...
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