Hex, No – Why I’m Done With Lelo

Oh, Lelo.  Once upon a time, your sex toys were the stuff of my dreams.  Sure, you pretentiously called them "pleasure objects" but a little snobbery could be overlooked from the industry leader in luxury vibes.  Your vibes were body safe and rechargeable, with graceful, visually pleasing designs and an array of fun, bright colors.  It was a simpler time. Sadly, shortly...
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Toys to Try in 2015

It's good to have goals, and here we are in the season of New Year's resolutions.  Aside from the usual aspirations (kick ass, look good doing it, and so on) I've been thinking about the sex toys I hope to try in 2015.  They say people who have friends to keep them on track are more likely to stick with...
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Review: Lelo Ora 2

Update: As of June 2016, I no longer endorse Lelo and generally will not recommend their products.  See this post for my reasons.  When Lelo released the original Ora, it won the Cannes Lions Award for design.  It's a pretty toy, all shiny and sleek, looking completely unlike most sex toys with it's circular shape.  And yet, when I read...
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Mona, my sweet…

The2Monas Behold, my edible homage to the amazing Lelo Mona 2.  Mini-Mona is sculpted from marshmallow fondant icing, and is intended only for oral insertion.  It is decidedly neither waterproof nor rechargeable, but is quite tasty. For more about Mona, I highly recommend Queeraschino Cherry's stirring and heartfelt tribute....
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