Squishing Off: Textured Clit Stimulation

The tail of a colorful fish. A bumpy, glittery egg. The snout of a tyrannosaurus rex. A Christmas tree. What do these things have in common?  In silicone form, they’ve all gotten me off.  Even though these odd-shaped bits of soft silicone weren’t necessarily intended for use as sex toys, "squishing off" has become a welcome and fun addition to my repertoire.

Wait...How Does That Work?

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Review: Fun Factory Lady Bi

I have a rather lengthy history of frustration with dual stimulation vibrators.  My clit has been stabbed by rabbit ears, missed completely by a tiny clit twig, and left wanting by a weak, buzzy flipper.  And yet I occasionally find myself tempted to try another, because I like the idea of easy, one-handed dual stim.  The...
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Review: Funkit Toys Swat, Swell and Rhino MK.II

Why do I love Funkit Toys?  It might be that they look different from any other silicone toy on the market, clear with swirls and bursts of color.[1. The rainbow color scheme is named for the amazing Crista!]  Maybe it's the irreverently tilted "n" in their logo, or the fact that the owner/artist refers to himself as "Lead Fucksmith".  I...
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Review: SelfDelve Aubergine (Eggplant)

If you're into sex toys that don't look like sex toys, this review is for you.  If your orifices are hungry for veggies, SelfDelve has a remarkable variety of realistic specimens to choose from.  When I was given my choice of items to review, I considered the carrot, pondered the Read more

Review: Fun Factory Delight

When I show my non-blogger friends sex toys that I'm reviewing, I usually get responses like "Oh, cool!" or "That looks like fun!"  In the case of the Fun Factory Delight, reactions were rather different, and included comments such as:

"Wait, how does that even work?"

"It's pretty, but I'm confused..."

"I can't even begin...

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Review: Doc Johnson Tru Ride 8 (Truskyn)

Dual density silicone has a feel unlike anything else: a soft, squishable outer layer over a firm core.  It's much beloved by many a sex blogger (see classic designs like the Vixen Mustang or Tantus Cush) , but they can be expensive.  Doc Johnson's Truskyn line brings dual density silicone toys into a...
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