Review: Funkit Toys Swat, Swell and Rhino MK.II

Why do I love Funkit Toys?  It might be that they look different from any other silicone toy on the market, clear with swirls and bursts of color.[1. The rainbow color scheme is named for the amazing Crista!]  Maybe it's the irreverently tilted "n" in their logo, or the fact that the owner/artist refers to himself as "Lead Fucksmith".  I...
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Review: SelfDelve Aubergine (Eggplant)

If you're into sex toys that don't look like sex toys, this review is for you.  If your orifices are hungry for veggies, SelfDelve has a remarkable variety of realistic specimens to choose from.  When I was given my choice of items to review, I considered the carrot, pondered the Read more

Review: Fun Factory Delight

When I show my non-blogger friends sex toys that I'm reviewing, I usually get responses like "Oh, cool!" or "That looks like fun!"  In the case of the Fun Factory Delight, reactions were rather different, and included comments such as:

"Wait, how does that even work?"

"It's pretty, but I'm confused..."

"I can't even begin...

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Review: Doc Johnson Tru Ride 8 (Truskyn)

Dual density silicone has a feel unlike anything else: a soft, squishable outer layer over a firm core.  It's much beloved by many a sex blogger (see classic designs like the Vixen Mustang or Tantus Cush) , but they can be expensive.  Doc Johnson's Truskyn line brings dual density silicone toys into a...
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Review: Mr. Hankey Toys Lampwick (Medium)

Update: Since the posting of this review, my opinion of Mr. Hankey has shifted dramatically.  When called out for their exploitive "free toy" program, they attacked and insulted sex bloggers on social media.  Their conduct directly contradicted their wish to be more inclusive, as expressed when I took on this review.  To learn more, you can read this post. It's...
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Review: Gigabeast by Frisky Beast

When people hear how many dildos I own, they sometimes inquire why anyone would ever have so many.  Isn't one pretty much the same as another?  How many variations on a penis can there possibly be?  I dedicate my review of the Gigabeast to those folks who have yet to comprehend the magnificent diversity of fantasy...
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Review: Iroha+ Tori and Kushi

When it comes to dildos, it’s easy to find silicone in whatever firmness you desire.  Whether you’re looking for ultra-firm, super soft, or the best of both worlds with dual density, someone out there has what you crave.  For vibrators though, options are mostly at the super firm end of the spectrum, with ABS plastic or a thin layer of...
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