The tail of a colorful fish. A bumpy, glittery egg. The snout of a tyrannosaurus rex. A Christmas tree. What do these things have in common? In silicone form, they’ve all gotten me off. Even though these odd-shaped bits of soft silicone weren’t necessarily intended for use as sex toys, "squishing off" has become a welcome and fun addition to my repertoire.Read more
I have a rather lengthy history of frustration with dual stimulation vibrators. My clit has been stabbed by rabbit ears, missed completely by a tiny clit twig, and left wanting by a weak, buzzy flipper. And yet I occasionally find myself tempted to try another, because I like the idea of easy, one-handed dual stim. The...Read more
Why do I love Funkit Toys? It might be that they look different from any other silicone toy on the market, clear with swirls and bursts of color.[1. The rainbow color scheme is named for the amazing Crista!] Maybe it's the irreverently tilted "n" in their logo, or the fact that the owner/artist refers to himself as "Lead Fucksmith". I...Read more
When I show my non-blogger friends sex toys that I'm reviewing, I usually get responses like "Oh, cool!" or "That looks like fun!" In the case of the Fun Factory Delight, reactions were rather different, and included comments such as:Read more
"Wait, how does that even work?"
"It's pretty, but I'm confused..."
"I can't even begin...
Dual density silicone has a feel unlike anything else: a soft, squishable outer layer over a firm core. It's much beloved by many a sex blogger (see classic designs like the Vixen Mustang or Tantus Cush) , but they can be expensive. Doc Johnson's Truskyn line brings dual density silicone toys into a...Read more
Update: Since the posting of this review, my opinion of Mr. Hankey has shifted dramatically. When called out for their exploitive "free toy" program, they attacked and insulted sex bloggers on social media. Their conduct directly contradicted their wish to be more inclusive, as expressed when I took on this review. To learn more, you can read this post. It's...Read more
Sometimes, I'm 99.9% sure I'm going to adore a vibrator even before I have it in my hands. The Fun Factory Tiger G5 was one of those. I'm already a Fun Factory fan, and the G5 versions of their toys promised to be even better than the G4 motor that I know and love. With Patchy Paul and the...Read more
Everybody seems to be into catching cute little creatures on their phones lately. But Geeky Sex Toys has taken this trend in a whole new direction by introducing the Pokémoan sex toy collection. Being a serious nerd as well as a collector of exotic and unusual dildos, I had to snag a set. Bulby, Squirty...Read more