Why do I love Funkit Toys? It might be that they look different from any other silicone toy on the market, clear with swirls and bursts of color.[1. The rainbow color scheme is named for the amazing Crista!] Maybe it's the irreverently tilted "n" in their logo, or the fact that the owner/artist refers to himself as "Lead Fucksmith". I...Read more
When I show my non-blogger friends sex toys that I'm reviewing, I usually get responses like "Oh, cool!" or "That looks like fun!" In the case of the Fun Factory Delight, reactions were rather different, and included comments such as:Read more
"Wait, how does that even work?"
"It's pretty, but I'm confused..."
"I can't even begin...
Dual density silicone has a feel unlike anything else: a soft, squishable outer layer over a firm core. It's much beloved by many a sex blogger (see classic designs like the Vixen Mustang or Tantus Cush) , but they can be expensive. Doc Johnson's Truskyn line brings dual density silicone toys into a...Read more
Update: Since the posting of this review, my opinion of Mr. Hankey has shifted dramatically. When called out for their exploitive "free toy" program, they attacked and insulted sex bloggers on social media. Their conduct directly contradicted their wish to be more inclusive, as expressed when I took on this review. To learn more, you can read this post. It's...Read more
Sometimes, I'm 99.9% sure I'm going to adore a vibrator even before I have it in my hands. The Fun Factory Tiger G5 was one of those. I'm already a Fun Factory fan, and the G5 versions of their toys promised to be even better than the G4 motor that I know and love. With Patchy Paul and the...Read more
Everybody seems to be into catching cute little creatures on their phones lately. But Geeky Sex Toys has taken this trend in a whole new direction by introducing the Pokémoan sex toy collection. Being a serious nerd as well as a collector of exotic and unusual dildos, I had to snag a set. Bulby, Squirty...Read more
When people hear how many dildos I own, they sometimes inquire why anyone would ever have so many. Isn't one pretty much the same as another? How many variations on a penis can there possibly be? I dedicate my review of the Gigabeast to those folks who have yet to comprehend the magnificent diversity of fantasy...Read more
When it comes to dildos, it’s easy to find silicone in whatever firmness you desire. Whether you’re looking for ultra-firm, super soft, or the best of both worlds with dual density, someone out there has what you crave. For vibrators though, options are mostly at the super firm end of the spectrum, with ABS plastic or a thin layer of...Read more