Review: Funkit Toys Swat, Swell and Rhino MK.II

Why do I love Funkit Toys?  It might be that they look different from any other silicone toy on the market, clear with swirls and bursts of color.[1. The rainbow color scheme is named for the amazing Crista!]  Maybe it's the irreverently tilted "n" in their logo, or the fact that the owner/artist refers to himself as "Lead Fucksmith".  I...
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Review: Blush Novelties Suko and Sumo

I've learned many things in my brief time as a sex blogger.  One of those is that dual density silicone is amazing stuff.  You get stiff, thrustable silicone all wrapped up in a blanket of softer silicone goodness.  It's the Reese's Peanut Butter Cup of the dildo world, two great things that are even better together.  The Real Nudes line from...
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