Squishing Off: Textured Clit Stimulation

The tail of a colorful fish. A bumpy, glittery egg. The snout of a tyrannosaurus rex. A Christmas tree. What do these things have in common?  In silicone form, they’ve all gotten me off.  Even though these odd-shaped bits of soft silicone weren’t necessarily intended for use as sex toys, "squishing off" has become a welcome and fun addition to my repertoire.

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Have you ever wondered what other superpowers Iron Man might get from all that tech he's wearing?  Maybe you fantasized about the fembots in Austin Powers.  Or perhaps, like my teenage self, you found yourself surprisingly turned on when Lt. Data assured Tasha Yar that he was "fully functional".  Technology can be sexy, which is why it surprised me that there have...
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Having reviewed the T-Rex, I'm now moving on to conquer another ferocious dinosaur.  Cue the Jurassic Park theme music, it's the Exotic-Erotics Raptor!  Though admittedly, I don't recall this particular piece of dino anatomy being featured in the movie... [caption id="attachment_1160" align="aligncenter" width="300"]Raptor%20Small_8 The Raptor...
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