Blogiversary 3 and the Great Dildo Weigh-In Contest

Yes, it's that time of year again.  The weather is gray and slushy, the Valentine's Day candy has all gone on clearance sale, and I'm celebrating another year as a sex blogger.  As per usual, this blogiversary post will have retrospective look at the past 365 days, accompanied by updated photos of my ever-expanding sex toy collection.  And this year, I'm...
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The Three Neon Amigos

So many realistic dildos are only available in flesh tones.  That color scheme doesn't do a whole lot for me.  I like my sex toy colors crazy and loud!  Over the past few months, I've acquired three particularly stunning specimens of realistic dildos that are brilliantly hued.  I know there are others in search of wild colors, so I put together...
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Sex Toy Snapshots, The Sequel

I have learned one lesson from my recent blog and social media stats: people really like looking at pictures of colorful and unusual sex toys.  Armed with this profound wisdom, I have decided to make toy photos a semi-regular feature here.  Aside from being popular, it's amusing to invent new and interesting ways to photograph dildos.  For example, I've always thought that my legacy...
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Sex Toy Snapshots

For those of you who have asked to see more pictures of my collection, here's a little appetizer. I have a lot of work left to do, but the journey of a thousand miles begins with a single step. Or in my case, the gallery of a thousand dildos begins with a single snap...   [gallery columns="1" type="slideshow" link="file" orderby="rand" ids="1024,1016,1017,1020,1022,1018,1021,1019"]...
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